Mad about brew
In the town that worships beer, brewery tours draw legions of fans.
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At Lakefront Brewery, the Three Stooges are painted on fermentation tanks.
For people who love beer, there’s no better place to drink it than in a brewery.
In 1880s, beer-loving Milwaukee had more than 80 of them. Three became national giants, giving Milwaukee the nicknames Beer Town and Suds City, but only one survived.
That’s Miller, acquired first by Philip Morris, then South African Brewing, and now merged with Coors. Schlitz closed in 1981, and Pabst in 1997.
Enter the upstarts.
In 1985, Sprecher became the first brewery to start up in Milwaukee since Prohibition. Against Miller’s Lite, it put up beers with so much heft you could have them for lunch: Black Bavarian, Russian imperial stout, Doppelbock.
Lakefront brewed its first beer in 1987, after Russ Klisch bought his brother Jim a home-brewing kit and soon found himself competing to see who could make the best beer.
The brothers brewed fast and furiously – the first fruit beer since Prohibition, the first certified organic beer, the first gluten-free beer, a spicy pumpkin lager. With Sprecher, they put the love back into the beer.
All three breweries offer tours, all different but all popular: You get to drink the beer.
It’s safe to say that Lakefront’s is the most fun. I got there an hour early, riding my bike from downtown past the old Schlitz brewery and through the rejuvenated Beerline B neighborhood. Already, 15 people were in line for the 1 p.m. tour.
At 12:35 p.m., we showed our IDs and were ushered inside a cavernous hall, where we got a plastic glass, four coupons for beer and a voucher for a free beer that afternoon at one of 13 restaurants.
I could see that some serious drinking lay ahead, so I bought a slice of Meglio’s pizza to have with a glass of the Rendezvous Ale, a French country ale that was light but more substantial than New Glarus’ popular Spotted Cow, a Wisconsin farmhouse ale.
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On Lakefront's tour, "the only rule is to have a good time.''
That went down pretty easily, so I followed it with a glass of Wheat Monkey, which our guide, Joe, said was “flying off the shelves.’’
Standing in front of three fermentation tanks painted with the images of the Three Stooges, Joe told us the only rule at Lakefront is to have a good time.
“There’s always someone who’s been here as many times as I have, and the reason is what we have in our hand, it’s the beer,’’ he said. “Okay, who’s been here 25 times? 35 times? More than 100?’’
He told us about the home-brewing kit that started it all and claimed that the city sold the current brewery, an old power plant, to the Klisch brothers in return for “free beer for life.’’
The brewing process is basically the same everywhere: In the mash tun, grain is steeped in hot water. After the grain is strained out, the resulting wort is boiled and hops are added. It’s cooled and sent to fermenting tanks, where yeast is added.
But at Lakefront, Joe explained what the yeast does after it devours the sugars in the wort: “It does what we do when we eat too much. The yeast is going to poop – poop out alcohol and carbon dioxide, which creates carbonation. Then it reproduces with itself and parties.’’
The used-up grain, he said, is fed to worms, whose waste becomes organic fertilizer. For good measure, he added that the cups from which we were drinking were made from old plastic bags and diapers and also will be composted.
Yum! But no one stopped drinking.
Then Joe showed us the original Bernie Brewer’s Chalet from the old County Stadium, which the Klisches bought as a souvenir. He pointed to its famous slide.
“Bernie would only slide down it when the Brewers hit a home run, so of course it’s in perfect shape,’’ he cracked.
In the bottling room, Joe made us sing “Making Our Dreams Come True,’’ the theme song from “Laverne and Shirley,’’ the TV sitcom that was based in the fictional Schotz Brewery in Milwaukee and ran from 1975 to 1983: “Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!”
“If you don’t sing, we’ll send you out that exit door, and that way there’s no more beers,’’ he warned.
But I made it onto the sunny riverside patio where tour guests can spend as much time as they want, using up their coupons and watching the Brew City Queen II tour boat chug up and down the river between Lakefront and two brewpubs, the Milwaukee Ale House and Rock Bottom Brewery.
I only had room for one more beer, so I tried the Riverwest Stein amber lager, which Joe said was the brewery’s most popular.
“People think it’s too dark, but then they taste it,’’ he said. I could see why the brewery is so popular. Its beers are deceptively mild, pleasing to most palates yet packed with flavor.
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Sprecher's traveling beer truck brings cold brew to Milwaukee County parks in summer.
At Sprecher, the beers are as chewy as a slice of multigrain bread. Started in 1985 by Randal Sprecher, a former Pabst supervisor, it takes the Belgian view that beer is the bread of life.
And sure enough, on the tour, we got up close and personal with the ingredients, smelling hops pellets and tasting barley-malt grains – yum, just like a bowl of Grape-Nuts.
Brewmasters can tinker with the beer at many points. Corn, rice or wheat can be used as grains along with various barley malts, which, when roasted, give beer color and flavor — of coffee, caramel or chocolate, for example.
The type of hops used gives it aroma, and its bitterness balances the sweetness of the malt. Like Lakefront, Sprecher’s best-seller is a Viennese-style lager, the Special Amber.
Its flavors span the globe – in addition to its English-style Pub Ale and Bavarian Hefe Weiss, it also produces the Belgian Abbey Triple, Russian Imperial Stout, Piper’s Scotch Ale, Irish Stout and two gluten-free African ales, one brewed with bananas.
Ironically, for the first Milwaukee brewery to open since Prohibition, Sprecher is perhaps best known for its delectable sodas, which are ubiquitous in gourmet delis.
On this brewery tour, you’re likely to drink just as much of its root beer and cream soda, and it makes six other soft drinks, including Orange Dream and Ravin’ Red, made with cherries, cranberries, honey and ginseng.
And then there’s the MillerCoors brewery tour. It’s just as popular as the other two, because it’s free and because more people still drink Miller Lite than craft beers.
When I went, it was only 11 a.m. on a chilly Saturday, and already 94 people were gunning for a taste of High Life.
"Now, you all signed the Enthusiasm Clause before going on the tour,’’ shouted a peppy young guide named Ryan. "So I’ll be assessing your enthusiasm to see if you get the free samples.’’
We had gathered in Miller Valley, along the Menomonee River, to hear the story of Frederick Miller, a royal brewmaster in Germany who had New World-size ambitions.
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A tour group heads for the Caves Museum of Miller Brewery in Milwaukee.
One day, he packed up his yeast and decamped to America, where, in 1855, he bought a small brewery in Milwaukee. Miller not only knew how to make beer, he knew how to make people want to drink beer.
Over the years, he and his sons gave social cachet to a workingman’s beverage. They opened a beer garden and used catchy slogans — for High Life, it was "the Champagne of Bottle Beers,’’ winner of a 1903 contest — and symbols, such as the Girl in the Moon, a coy damsel perched on a crescent.
Thus Miller beers became part of the fabric of Milwaukee, and the city’s beautiful new ball park bears its name.
The nice family success story grinds to a halt in 1969, when Miller was acquired by tobacco giant Philip Morris. In 2002, South African Brewing bought it, and in 2008, it merged with Coors.
Today, it’s a little hard to work up much enthusiasm for a conglomerate that’s best known for making Miller Lite and 30 other brands of American-style pilsener.
The tour include a flashy video, but it’s as insubstantial as the beer. We looked through a glassed-in balcony at a room full of machinery and got a dizzying 30-second explanation of brewing as we looked at a row of kettles.
However, the Caves Museum and wood-paneled Miller Inn pub, where we drank our samples, were quite atmospheric.
They should be, considering the brewery’s age and history. Even if a tour guide’s explanation of the brewing process makes your eyes glaze over, the story behind the beer always is interesting.
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After the Lakefront tour, guests get to drink on the brewery's patio on the Milwaukee River.
For more on breweries in southern Wisconsin, see Road trip: Breweries of southern Wisconsin.
For a list of beer festivals, see Best brew fests.
Trip Tips: Milwaukee brewery tours
Be sure to bring photo identification; otherwise, you might end up drinking root beer.
Events: Milwaukee Beer Week in April, with sampling and other events across town.
Brewery boat tours: On Saturday and Sunday afternoons, the Brew City Queen II and Milwaukee Maiden pontoon boats offer pub and brewery cruises.
Lakefront Brewery: On the Milwaukee River just north of downtown, Lakefront Brewery’s tour is very popular. Tour hours vary, but generally they're held Monday through Saturday afternoons and on Friday until 8 p.m. A Sunday tour may be scheduled in summer.
Cost is $8 including glass (on the way out, exchange your plastic cup for a pint glass) and a free beer at local restaurants, good only until 6 p.m. that day. Tours often sell out, so arrive early.
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The Brew City Queen II heads for the next stop on its weekend brewery tour.
Sprecher Brewing Co.: In the suburb of Glendale, Sprecher brews artisan beers and sodas. Tour hours vary, but generally there are at least two tours on weekday afternoons and more from Friday through Sunday; check the schedule.
Cost is $5, $3 for people under 21, and includes a tasting glass and four samples. Call the week of the tour to make a reservations, 414-964-2739.
Milwaukee Brewing Co.: This brewery in the Walker's Point neighborhood, just west of the Third Ward, supplies the beer for the Milwaukee Ale House.
It offers tours on Friday and Saturday afternoons. Cost of $10 includes glass, samples and a token for a beer at a later time.
MillerCoors Brewing Co.: Free
one-hour tours are given daily in summer and Monday through Saturday the rest of the year.
Call the day you want to tour for exact times, 414-931-2337 or 800-944-5483. Admission is first-come, first-served; Saturday is busiest, though visitors won't see production that day. The plant is along the Menomonee River, west of downtown and just south of Washington Park.
For more about sightseeing, festivals and lodgings, see Milwaukee stories.
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A cruise boat glides by Rock Bottom Brewery.
Where to drink beer
Great bars and brewpubs are legion. But one of the most popular places to drink in the summer is Estabrook Beer Garden in Estabrook Park, on the Milwaukee River and Oak Leaf Trail north of downtown.
Modeled on beer gardens in modern-day Munich, it features German beer served in half- and full-liter glass mugs, shared tables, polka music and fresh-baked German pretzels and wurst.
People also can bring their own food, and dogs are allowed. In the park, there's a dog park, disc golf and a riverfront boardwalk.
There are also beer gardens in Humboldt, Hoyt and South Shore parks. Others parks are served by a traveling beer truck from Sprecher Brewing. There's live music at each of the stops from Wednesday through Saturday.
Where to stay
The 90-suite Brewhouse Inn & Suites now occupies parts of the 1877 Pabst Brewery. It's built of Cream City brick and is the centerpiece of the new Brewery neighborhood around the 20-acre complex.
Last updated on August 4, 2016